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In Bum Fuck Georgia, don’t expect much from anyone. I’ve noticed a lot of friendly people working at different places but that is in comparison to my hometown of New Orleans where store clerks will ring you up without saying hi and without stating your total all while talking to “they girl, Keisha”.

I had a shitty experience at Ruby Tuesday (hey, it’s right next to the hotel I’m staying at) because of untrained staff and a fat fuck an his fat wife and kid behind us. Also, it sucks when you ask for a top shelf whiskey an the waitress tells you the best they have is Jim Beam.

While visiting the hotel bar here at Holiday Inn I had the feeling I hit the alcohol jackpot. After failing to present me with Woodford Reserve as an option, I did have a choice between Gentleman Jack or Knob Creek. I went with the Gentleman Jack and man, that shit is good.