Automatic Back Scratcher. Why doesn’t this exist.
I would never have a sleepless night if I owned a mechanical back scratcher. Oh my. I get excited just thinking about it. Sometimes I would rather have my girlfriend scratch my back for 30 minutes than have sex. I have entered searches for such a device at least once a month for many years and the best I ever find are schematics submitted for patents. I can’t believe it is 2008 and there is still no automatic back scratcher. This just doesn’t seem hard to make. Am I naive here? It seems all you would need it a pressure sensitive doo dad with pointy yet rounded (for safety) plastic or metal fingers and a way to set different patterns and times for the machine to “scratch” you.
If there is such a machine available that can scratch my back without any human interaction…..”touch free” back scratching if you will….please reply in a comment with a link or a phone number to where I can get one.
I can’t wait to find out whether or not this works for you. I have a Walgreens right here that sells this and I almost bought it but decided to wait until I saw more reviews. Please don’t forget to let us know whether or not this helped keep your razor(s) sharp. p/s – what kind of razor are you going to try it on?
Hey buddy. I think you left this comment under the wrong post. I think you’re referring to my blog entry about the Save A Blade.
Someone created it in 1999, now they need to send it into production…I need this thing already!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/005904661.pdf